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The Ten Best Movies (Of The Ten I Saw This Year), Part 1

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Okay, so I only saw ten movies this year, so this list isn’t by any means a list of the ten best movies of the year. (In fact, this might be the first year since maybe high school that I actually went to a movie theater ten times.) And I actually liked all ten of them! Meaning either that I’ve got a really good sense of what to see, or else I’m getting soft and uncritical. Anyway, here’s some thoughts. I tried not to spoil anything although I probably did.

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Guest Blogging
August 26, 2011, 10:22 am
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I’m guest blogging over at Manhunt Daily for a couple of days.  It’s fun, so far I’ve gotten to talk about sucking Stanley Tucci’s dick (I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna) and failing to seduce the Vios salesman.  Who knows what filthy nonsense I’ll say next.

Sexy, Sexy Sexy…
July 19, 2010, 1:43 am
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Hummina hummina hummina…

This video only has 123 views in Youtube as of right now, which is clearly crazy because Stanley Tucci is a sex god and also makes my loins do a dancing-happy-loins dance in a way that no one else in Hollywood does.  Although I’m surprised at the lack of “A Life Less Ordinary” in this video, because his shirtless villain look in that movie is really phenomenal.  (Also Ewan McGregor!  And Cameron Diaz! And Holly Hunter!)

Also I am kind of drunk right now.